The Samurai sword incident..

One night I was working, a guy came up to me and my mate on the door, and complained that there was a guy in the toilets, trying to stand over everyone.
Me and my mate go downstairs to see what is going on.

There is an islander guy standing by the urinals, and he is standing over a white boy. My doorman mate walks up to the white boy and asks him whether he is okay, the white boy asks if we can get his wallet back. The islander guy then tries to pretend that him and the white boy are friends.

Fail.

So my mate starts to escort the islander guy outside, and I walk in front of them. Just before we get to the door, the islander guy stops suddenly. He looks back at the doorman and tries to throw an elbow, my mate moves back, and drops him with one shot.

So, now we end up dragging tough guy outside the club.

Now, this guy gets back up and starts yelling out all sorts of bullshit, takes his shirt off, and starts causing a commotion. By this time, all his friends are outside, and they are looking like they want to cause some trouble.

The thing with being on the doors, if one of us gets into a fight, we are all down, like depression lol

It gets to the point where trouble is inevitable, no matter how much we tried to calm the situation. So they end up  asking for a one on one around the corner. Luckily its the end of the night, so my mate is annoyed by this time, and just says "fuck it"

As we go around the corner, everyone forms a circle, me and the doorman spread ourselves out and stand next to one of the other guys mates, to make sure no one jumps in.

I look at the guy, and say to him, "Honestly, you don't have to prove anything to anyone, you can just walk away, and everything will be sweet"

He looks at me and starts swearing in English and Tongan. So I walk to my bouncer and mate and tell him "Just try not to hurt him too much"

They start circling around, when suddenly a car pulls up and a large islander guy jumps out. This large islander guy is the Tongan guys older brother. He looks at one of my friends who happened to be wearing his long work jacket and starts yelling abuse. Even starts to call my mate a cop.

The guy he is abusing is my doorman's younger brother. This islander guy then yells "Fuck, I got something for your ass"
He walks to the back of his car and pops the trunk.

Here I was thinking that he is going to pull out a gun or some shit like that. Instead he pulls out a police torch and looks at us like its an ultimate weapon. His friends and boys start cheering like a pack of bitches, while me and the doorman look at him like "You serious???" Their group of friends start getting rowdy like they won a championship.

At this point my doorman's brother starts getting angry and yells out at them "Are you ready to die??"

I swear to GOD this is all true.

The doorman's brother, pulls out from his jacket.. a fucking samurai sword.

Suddenly every single one of the Tongan friends turn from Thug Life.. to Bitch asses.

The doorman's brother steps forwards and takes the sword out of its sheath. At this point, me and the rest of the doorman's faces look at our mate like "...aaaaaayyyyeeeeeee???"

He steps forward, and actually swings the sword at the guy. At this point, EVERYONE runs away. They were running so fast, they were like Kenyans on a track field.. Out of here.

Gets worse, a paddy waggon starts coming down the main road, and we all bolt. I ran like 10 meters, then just started walking (to try and blend in hahaha not because I was tired :/  )

As I'm walking back 15 Min's later, a group of cops pull me to the side, and ask me what I'm doing. I explain I just finished work. The cop looks at me, and asks me,

"Did you see anyone running around High Street with a samurai sword?"

I just laughed and replied

"Nah, I didn't see anyone, who comes to town with a samurai sword?"

The cop agrees, we have a laugh and we go our separate ways.

Who comes to town with a samurai sword?? Well, apparently my mate does :)