Fight club

Fight Club Part 1


A dirty side to night clubbing is the fights that break out. To be honest, they don't pay you ENOUGH to get involved with fights. Most nights, I really wish people would just chill and relax. As a healthy alternative to having a fight, just go home and have angry sex or an angry wank. If you got issues, you need tissues lol. Why can't we all just get along?

But honestly, we all know at least one person that deserves a good hiding…

At one door I was working at, a particular Shortland Street actor came to the door with his friends. They were all too drunk, so I kindly denied them. They were sweet with it, and continued on their way. Moments later, a taxi van pulled up to the front door, and the driver opened his door.

The driver was looking for a Shortland Street actor and his friends, who had just jumped his cab and didn’t pay their fare. I looked at the driver, and realized he was my uncle. I told him that I had just seen them and that I would help him find them.

I ran around the corner where I last saw their group, and started to chase the group. I followed them down a side street and then into a Japanese restaurant. The chefs and waiters all looked shocked, I said I was looking for a man who ran in here to hide. They all pointed to their back area. As they followed me, we entered the back area, and the Shortland street actor, was hiding on top of a pile of boxes.

I dragged him out of the restaurant and growled him for not paying his cab fare, and for making me run after him (I was really out of breath haha). He started off by trying to call me his brother. Then he admitted they had money, but thought they would be a smart ass and just run from paying. I called my uncle and told him to come to the street I was at. It was only a $20 fare, but he ended up paying much more. I was so angry I also took his phone (which was REALLY shit) and threw it down the drain.

I know i should of called the proper authorities and let them deal with it, but like I said, we all know someone that deserves a good hiding. (Just because he deserved it, doesn't mean he got one though lol)

I saw him a few times after that at different clubs. I always made a point of smiling at him and EVERYTIME he would stare elsewhere lol

Another time at the club, two groups of girls were fighting. One group were pretty girls, and the other group were big angry islander girls. As the fight continued we rushed in to try and stop it.

A police paddywagon had just pulled up in front of the club, and cops piled out, running towards the fight.

Just as that was happening, one of the bigger (and uglier) girls grabbed the hot girls dress and pulled it over her head. The hot girl was wearing this Victoria’s Secret type lingerie. I stopped in my tracks, and was shocked (admittedly staring in awe) lol. I looked at the cops and they had stopped too, and were also staring in awe at this hot girl, kicking ass, in lingerie Hahaha
After I talked to the cop about the incident, we both had a good laugh. I looked at the cop and asked him 

"How was it trying to stop the fight while having a boner?"

 The cop shook his head and walked away lol Slut.

I suggest you should be a lover, not a fighter. But when I say lover… some of you people hear slut.

A fight broke outside in our line, and we all jumped in to try and separate the groups. One girl took her heel off and tried to crack one of the doormen's head. As she went to swing, another one of the bouncers grabbed her, and lifted her up.
I started laughing, because as she was struggling, at the same time, she was giving the doorman, the good old "sexy eyes". She was still struggling, and growling, but at the same time, she was looking at him like she wanted to rape him.
As we calmed down the situation, the girl then started talking to us, and asking whether the bouncer who had grabbed her, was single. hahahaha Goes to show, sluts can strike... ANYTIME lol.



So next time, before you want to throw down, and have a fight, remember my wise words.


Change your life, slut.




Eti Redscarf


P.S While you are off fighting, my doormen mates are the type to run to your girlfriend and see if she is alright hahaha Arms around her shoulders, trying to “protect” her. #CockBlockinU

Things people say on the door..

First off, I don't want people thinking that I'm so up myself. Or that I power trip on the door. You don't get any power trip at all, if anything, you get abused most of the night, and have people swear at you. People are often quite rude.  Then when people abuse you for not letting them in, they still expect to come inside? Or you get the people you politely deny, then they look at you and get angry. Start saying shit like "I thought we were boys" blah blah blah
Girls do the same, they start to give you attitude, and try and tell you how to do your job.

How about I get drunk, and come into your work, and tell you how to do your job?

Working at a night club, is just a job, just because I say "No" Don't take it personal. I'm still a nice person hahaha (So many people right now are thinking, Eti, your'e an asshole)

Why do people come up to the door and be rude dudes? Some guys stand there, not standing IN the line, but right in my line of sight and give me puppy eyes. I mean, guys giving puppy eyes, what are you? Bitches? lol

If we cool, we cool, and its all good to come up and talk to me. You know we are cool if I greet you openly, laugh with you, have bit of a yarn. Which is most of you. But then you have, the others.

Others, try and just walk straight through whilst skipping the line. When we kindly reply, there is a line, they even say stupid shit like

"Do you know who I am?"

EVERY time I hear this, I wonder, whether they walked around town, getting into places by saying that. That line makes you look like wanker. If you know you say this, please, jab yourself. Then run into an oncoming car while you have a boner.

I have my fair share of islander guys trying to talk to you like your brothers, because your brown as well. And when you kindly decline them, everyone starts to puff up their chest.To all the fail islanders with their Dragon ball Z hair cuts, with tops that look like a lady blouses, and there stupid tight jeans,

Change your life. Then change your pants. Slut.

Fitted jeans on a guy is cool, but if you weigh over 100kgs, especially if you floating round 120, you and your fat legs should not be wearing tight jeans. Guys, if your big boys, no one wants to see you in your tight shit. Jeans so tight, when your walking round, you can see every time your bum clenches ha ha

Then you have the white boys that you hear talking perfectly fine before they walk up to you, and then they put on a hory accent when they talk to you. Like their English is suddenly broken. Don't insult my intelligence, just talk normally. English was my first language. Then Samoan. I'm also fluent in the language called "Don't give a fuck". I usually speak that language with sign language.(Middle finger at you bitch)

So guys if you get rejected, just go to another bar. Don't look at me so hard. I hope your'e not going to go home and have a crank while thinking of my face. (Crank or Cranking, is when you have cry while having a wank at the same time)

A girl accused me of being racist on the weekend, saying it was the reason I wouldn't let her. I'm not racist, I just hate your ugly ass. The club owner is WHITE, and I have a lot of white friends.Plus I love white bread, whitebait, white t shirts and of course white people. One patron was arguing with us on the door, saying we were racist for not letting him in. I was working at night club that played house music (predominantly a white crowd). The club owner was outside and heard the guy abusing us on the door.
So the club owner says to the guy "Look I'm a white guy, I OWN the bar, your'e not coming in"
The racist guy stares at him, and replies "Why are you trying to be black?"
He also told us that he was in a gang called WPWW, White Power World Wide. I told him it sounded like an Internet website, while the other bouncer asked him for $1 for a pie hahaha

Girls sometimes less is best. Acting less like a slut, makes it easier for people to respect you. Coming to the door and acting slutty does not make anyone respect you, neither does it make you look hot. Act like a slut, get treated like a slut. So you don't have to lick your lips, shift your boobs up slowly, give flirty winks, try and brush up against the guys on the door, try and hold our hands, drape yourself over us, blow kisses, try and actually go for kisses on the lips, go downstairs with the bouncer into the club toilets, or any of that stuff. But I know there are bouncers who love that, and thrive off that shit. hahaha Those are the bouncers I know, that look at me and say "Eti, I will NEVER change" Classic "Defiant Slut" attitude.

But your'e not being a slut, your being considerate? hahaha Some of you come to the door, and do the whole "in denial slut" act. Like you try and walk around and act like heaven shines out your ass, but secretly on the low, your sleeping with every guy that's popular. Like Kurupt says in the classic Snoop Dogg song "Ain't no Fun"

"Pass to the homies, now you hit it//
Cause she ain't nothin but a bitch to me//
and y'all know, bitches ain't shit to me//

What's funny, while they are in denial about being a slut, they sing the song out loud when it comes on hahaha Looking at other people like their the slut.

Go home, look in the mirror, and surprise, your a slut.

I guess what I'm saying, just come correct, and everything is all good. Right dress code, right attitude then all good. Ain't no need to act like you don't have manners.

Take care, and look after each other when your out.

But not in a slut way. Unless you like being a slut. hahaha

Eti RedScarf

P.S Sluts are people too, and have feelings and everything. Deep down, even you have a bit of slut in you hahaha

Your not a slut, your just considerate

We all know that in the club, it can be full of sluts at times. In the weekend, I saw one girl, make out with 3 different guys. Not at one time, but at different times during the night. Then she left with a fourth guy at the end of the night.
She's not a slut, she's just considerate. Generous even. Hope all the guys love the taste of  AIDS lol

Most times, its the guys who are acting like sluts, and to some guys, you call them a slut, and they wear that shit like a badge of honour. "In some cultures, being called a slut, is same as being called a king." I don't know what culture that is, but one of my friends said that to me.

What I don't get, is when there is 2 guys and one girl dancing. I seen this quite alot, one guy will be grinding on her ass, the other is grinding on her front. I guess she wasn't being a slut, she was being considerate by sharing all her holes lol That shit don't even look sexy.

I remember one time I was at a club with a good mate of mine when we were approached by this girl.She starts the conversation off by asking us, who did we come with. We both replied that we came with each other. She looks us dead in the eyes and says "Its my fantasy to be fucked by two guys.." Me and my mate start cracking up, Im  laughing, but slowly moving away. Then she admits to sleeping with half of a particular super 15 rugby team.
"I went on a date with one guy, and felt sorry for him, so I gave him a blowjob at the end of the night"

Yiah.... how very considerate of you woman.

I seen in clubs, guys dancing with girls, slow dancing, then just as he pulls her in close, he is looking over her shoulder and smiling at another girl. Fail  Love your girl, and not everyone else's girl lol

One club I was working at, I went to go bathrooms. In this club, the girls toilets door was on my left, the guys on the right, and the disabled toilet was in front of me. A guy is in front of me walking towards the guys toilets, when suddenly the disabled toilets open up. Out walks a girl, then behind her, we both see a guy in the background. The guy who was walking towards the bathroom, stops and looks at the girl and screams out "You fuckin bitch" then he decks her. The guy in the toilet panicks and gets decked as well. I'm standing there in shock when the guy turns around in tears, and looks at me and says "That was my girlfriend with another guy" and runs out crying. I try and help the girl up, her eye starts to swell, funny thing though, something that looked like a pube was hanging out her mouth lol

But before we all start hating on sluts, you all need to realise you all have a bit of slut in you. Some more than others. Even the good girls and good boys, like to get slutty. Some are wiser and choose the right time to be slutty (at home, in bedroom) Some people have one drink, and they turn into instant slut. (by the bar, the dance floor, in the booths, toilets.. etc) Sluts are considerate, because sometimes, sluts give the ugly guy at the bar, a chance. They give the rich guy with no looks, no game, some ass for a few drinks. (Thats when she is tickling your wallet, and your balls buddy)

I have seen so many people get snapped cheating on their partners. One girl was on the door, upset that she had seen her man with another girl. The bouncer then put his arm around her, and looked at her and said in a very caring voice "You should have an affair.. with a bouncer.."  (yes this is the same bouncer who took the girl downstairs for the blow job from Blog number 2 lol)

Haha One of the dirtiest places in the club can be in the DJ booth. Yes, there are girls that have jumped in and hidden underneath the desk to give the DJ's some extra loving. Ain't nothing ugly like seeing the DJ doing his cum facials while trying to mix into the next song lol

Its funny when you see girls, who are hot , that hook up with other girls. Sucks though when she hooks up everyone else in the club, except you. Now she just being a bitch lol

Sluts, they are just misunderstood. If you walk around the club like your the slut whisperer, change your life.