Fail club hoe

If the story applies to you. Control your mind, and change your life.

Slut.

Reminder, this is a True Story. (club name and parties involved will not be named.. Just ask me in person and I will tell you bahaha)

So im standing on the door at work with 2 bouncers. The club is packed and there is a long line outside. Also, that night, there is a $50 cover charge on the door.

As Im staring off into space because Im bored at work, I hear the bouncer next to me say "Fuck off... But ask that bouncer there" and he points towards me while he is giggling.

This girl walks up to me smiling CONFIDENTLY. I say to her "whats up?"
She looks at me directly in the eyes and replies

"If I take you down stairs and suck you off, can you let me in for free plus my three mates?"

I crack up thinking it's a joke, but she still stands there, smiling confidently, waiting for an answer. I look at her and tell her

"fuck HELL no.. But go talk to that bouncer over there" as I point towards my head doorman.

She kinda shrugs her shoulders and walks towards him, still smiling confidently.

Me and the first bouncer start giggling and pretend not to stare.

I don't hear there EXACT conversation but I suddenly see my head doorman, nod his head, and hold her hand, as he lead her downstairs into the club.
At this point me and the other bouncer are looking at each other, pissing our pants laughing.I remember laughing so hard, it literally hurt lol.

15 mins later she walks out looking happy and waits outside. The head doorman not long, walks out. At this point she asks out aloud "So, I can get my friends in now?"

The head doorman, with a face of disgust replies (quiet loudly)
"That was the worst blow job I ever had, that was so shit, I'm only got let you in and ONE friend. The rest have to pay the cover charge"

Me, the other bouncer, and the whole line outside breaks out in laughter. She looks across to her friends, then looks back at the head doorman and starts yelling at him. The head doorman, just shakes his head and walks back into the club.

(Remember, this is a TRUE story)

So we are outside laughing at her, while she stands there arguing with everyone. The head doorman returns in the space of 5 mins, and yells at her

"You forgot these, you useless slut"

And he throws her panties in the middle of the side walk. At this point, everyone falls over laughing. She gets so embarrased, that she storms off across the road.

(And it still doesn't end here, remember, this is a TRUE story)

So some time has passed, and we are no longer really laughing about it anymore. The line has gotten much smaller. Suddenly in the corner of my eye, I notice a guy staring at the panties on the ground. I tap the bouncer, and tell him to keep an eye on the guy. Then, suddenly the guy bends over and pretends to tie his shoe lace. He quickly picks up the panties and walks towards the back of our line.

At this point we are falling over each other laughing. The guy doesn't notice us laughing and looking. The guy then pulls the panties out of the side of his jacket and gives them a discreet SNIFF!!! hahahaha

This is a true story.

The girl never returned to the club, but her friends still came down in the following weeks and even laughed with us about the story. I still see that guy who picked up the panties walking round the streets to this day... Yiah, he has NEVER been allowed into any club I work at lol

So whats the moral of the story?

Is it, "not to trust the bouncer"?

"Don't leave your panties in the club toilets?"

"Just pay the cover charge?"

"Don't EVER smile confidently before you perform FAIL oral sex?"

There are many lessons that you can learn from this. She was a FAIL for asking and expecting things to be sorted over an ORAL agreement lol But then again, that bouncer was what I like to call "The Wolf in sheeps clothing" haha

Just remember, girls you don't have to lower your standards (and morals, ethics etc) JUST to get into a club. Its just a club okay. Nothing else special lol

If you read this and feel that I am talking to you, then please, Change your life you slut. Aids and STD's is funny.. until your at the doctors asking for some special cream for that rash lol

Slut.




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